A pirate walks into a tavern with a parrot and the bartender says, "You can't bring that bird in here..." The Pirate says....
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Don't worry he's allergic to Peanuts
...arrg! This be no parrot, tis my designated driver.
"What? I thought the bird seller told me this was a cocktail, not a cockatiel!"
You'll have to tell that to the parrot and watch out, he's packing a mighty big pistol!
He,s my seeing eye bird.
This one is stuffed!
...grrrr, be right back matey.
"Arr! Your right! Get out of here ye scurvy parrot!
I have a bird on my shoulder?! Where?!
Arrgh... just thought i would bring me dinner in...
"arr," "A PARROT!? thought this beauty here was a cutlass cleaner!"
But he said he was buying!
The pirate says, "Hey now, laddie, this be no parrot. It's my seein' eye dog!"
The bartender squints at the pirate and says, "Do ye take me for a fool? What kind of seein' eye dog sits on his master's shoulder?"
The pirate shrugs and says, "Well ye may not be a fool but yer a right landlubber if ye think a pirate can keep his seein' eye dog anywhere else on these savage seas!"
The bartender sighs, "Well what kind of mongrel has got feathers, wings 'n' a beak like yours?"
With a grin the pirate responds, "Gimme a gold doubloon and I'll show ye."
The bartender refuses until the pirate offers his pistol and cutlass as collateral. The second the bartender pulls out the gold coin the bird zips over and snaps it up out of his fingers. Astounded the bartender cries, "That doesn't explain anythin'!"
"Course it does!" laughs the pirate, "He's a golden retriever!"
What the!!!!!!! when did he get on me shoulder?
Oh, he aint no bird, hes my crew mate!!
"Arrgh! My parrot is my security guard! If you mess with me, he will mess with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
tell that to my parrot and i have to warn you hes got a big big big beak........id cover your eyes if i were you...
That's not a parrot it's a glitch
Parrot? I see no parrot!
What parrot? (Sneaks parrot quietly and slowly under coat)
Tis not just any parrot mate... It's Mr. Cotton's Parrot!
"I just came in so my parrot can deliver a pecking order"
I thought this was the parrots party
Er, this be no parrot, mate. This be a monkey. Might want to go see Doc Grog...
"Parrot?! This ain't no scurvy parrot! This is my lunch!
"Uh oh, I see yer point. He's already made a mess all over me new coat... and thar goes me new boots too..."
"But it's his birthday!"
"You see, this parrot happens to have a huge, sharp beak... I be warning ye... So if I were ye, I'd look away and pretend you never saw 'im. Savvy?"
this isn't a parrot, its a monkey in his Halloween costume.
Parrot!!!This is my cousin from Shanghai!
shh, i haven't told him that he's a parrot he thinks he's a dog.
....can't help it mate, I won it in a quest. Savvy?
Oh about the parrot, my fellow mate got in a fight with Tia Dalma see, didn't turn out to well...
This be my captain- Jack "Sparrow"
Oh yeah? Then why've ye got a parrot on YER shoulder? Hmmm?
"OH NO A PARROT IS ON ME? I'M ALERGIC TO PARROTS!!! GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!"
Why not? He's a member of the Sparrow Family!!!
Uh, what parrot, mate? Me thinks ye've had too much to drink!!!
Aye ! What's all this about a parrot ?!
I didn't bring the parrot in. He brought me in here.
The Parrot says, "It's ok, buddy, he's with me."
A pirate walks into a tavern with a parrot and the bartender says, "Hey, whered you get THAT!?!..." The Parrot says.... "Tortuga, theyre EVERYWHERE!"
i know i was wonderin if you would tell me if he was a parrot or a cocatoo thanks mate